"A Ham's Night Before Christmas" - böse OMs bekommen QRP-Geräte :-)

  • KN4AQ hat das schöne alte Weihnachtsgedicht "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Visit_from_St._Nicholas) umgedichtet für Funkamateure. Ich schaue es mir jedes Jahr in youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxJpunNf5WI) an, aber jetzt habe ich herausgefunden, dass wir QRPler da gar nicht gut wegkommen :-))


    'Twas the night before Christmas,
    And all through two-meters,
    Not a signal was keying up
    Any repeaters.


    The antennas reached up
    From the tower, quite high,
    To catch the weak signals
    That bounced from the sky.


    The children, Technicians,
    Took their HT's to bed,
    And dreamed of the day
    They'd be Extras, instead.


    Mom put on her headphones,
    I plugged in the key,
    And we tuned 40 meters
    For that rare ZK3.


    When the meter was pegged
    By a signal with power.
    It smoked a small diode,
    And, I swear, shook the tower.


    Mom yanked off her phones,
    And with all she could muster
    Logged a spot of the signal
    On the DX PacketCluster,


    While I ran to the window
    And peered up at the sky,
    To see what could generate
    RF that high.


    It was way in the distance,
    But the moon made it gleam -
    A flying sleigh,
    With an eight element beam,


    And a little old driver
    Who looked slightly mean,
    So I though for a moment
    That it might be Wayne Green.


    But no, it was Santa,
    The Santa of Hams,
    On a mission this Christmas
    To clean up the bands.


    He circled the tower,
    Then stopped in his track,
    And he slid down the coax
    Right into the shack.


    While Mom and I hid
    Behind stacks of CQ,
    This Santa of hamming
    Knew just what to do.


    He cleared off the shack desk
    Of paper and parts,
    And filled out all my late
    QSLs, for a start.


    He ran copper braid,
    Took a steel rod and pounded
    It into the earth
    Till the station was grounded.


    He tightened loose fittings,
    Resoldered connections,
    Cranked down modulation,
    Installed lightning protection.


    He neutralized tubes
    In my linear amp...
    (Never worked right before –
    Now it works like a champ).


    A new low-pass filter
    Cleaned up the TV.
    He corrected the settings
    In my TNC.


    He repaired the computer
    That wouldn't compute,
    And he backed up the hard drive
    And got it to boot.


    Then, he reached really deep
    In the bag that he brought,
    And he pulled out a big box.


    "A new rig?" I thought!
    "A new Kenwood? An Icom?
    A Yaesu, for me?
    An Elecraft, TEN-TEC
    Or Flex, could it be!"
    (If he thought I'd been bad
    It might be QRP!)


    Yes! The Ultimate station!
    How could I deserve this?
    Could it be all those weekends
    I worked Public Service?


    He hooked it all up
    And in record time, quickly
    Worked 100 countries,
    All down on 160.


    I should have been happy.
    It was my call he sent.
    But the cards and the postage
    Will cost a month's rent!


    He made final adjustments,
    And left a card by the key:
    "To Gary, from Santa Claus.
    Seventy-Three."


    Then he grabbed his HT,
    Looked me straight in the eye,
    Punched a code on the pad,
    And was gone - no good bye.


    I ran back to the station,
    And the pile up was big.
    But a card from St. Nick
    Would be worth my new rig.


    Oh, too late, for his final
    Came over the air.
    It was copied all over.
    It was heard everywhere.


    The Ham's Santa exclaimed
    What an old ham expects:
    "Merry Christmas to all,
    And to all, good DX."


    Frohes Fest!
    Peter DL3NAA

    DL3NAA
    Name: Peter
    QTH: Kehl (JN38VN)
    DOK B14, HSC 1023, VHSC 186
    QRP von 80 Meter bis 10 Meter CW


    Life is too short for QRP!

    Satis longa vita - Das Leben ist lange genug! (Seneca)

  • Brave Mädchen kommen in den Himmel - böse Mädchen kommen überall hin.
    Brave Jungs kriegen eine Endstufe - böse Jungs kommen überall hin...mit QRP(p).
    72!
    Peter/DL3PB